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Tuesday, February 18, 2020

Tour: The Celestial Assignment

TheCelestial Assignment

It's Women in Horror Month, and what better way to celebrate it than to share a new release by a wonderful author! Theresa Braun's new short story, The Celestial Assignment is available now! Check it out!

The Celestial Assignment

The Celestial Assignment
Publication Date: February 14th, 2020
Genre: Short Story/ Urban Fantasy/ Paranormal

After a sudden death, Will, a misguided angel, is tasked with protecting a baby girl. Watching over her as she grows up and navigates the world appears a harsh punishment for his past failings. Can he redeem himself, or will he fall further from grace? 




5 out of 5 fairies

In all honesty I was expecting something more cliché. I figured I was in for a quick, feel good, personal growth story. Instead, I got a hilarious, tongue in cheek story (that does include personal growth). Will is a fun narrator, and despite becoming a guardian angel is very human. A great quick read, especially if you need a quick smile.


“I devoured this phenomenal sorrow-filled piece in one sitting, but Braun left me with so many questions I had to think about. She creates a world that’s vivid, lush and visceral, while setting the reader up for heartbreak and despair. Amazing read, can’t recommend ‘The Celestial Assignment’ enough.” –Steve Stred, author of Ritual



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Excerpt
With a jolt, my feet landed on slick linoleum, the burning odor of disinfectant and stale medicine in the air. A woman screamed in a hospital bed, her legs pried open with a sheet over them. Ugh. I’d never liked babies and had zero fatherly instincts. As the infant cried and was handed to the mother, the dad busy snapping Polaroids, I heard a whisper: “She’s your responsibility now.” As my questions flooded in, that damned manual appeared in my hand. Annoyed the heavenly head honchos hadn’t downloaded the content into my brain, I held onto it, lest I be struck by lightning. “Hello, Celeste,” the mother cooed to the baby. I tapped my foot. The irony of the name irked the shit out of me. As a reluctant guardian angel, I figured my job involved keeping this pipsqueak’s hand off the hot stove, and her mouth away from poisons in the cabinets. Most of the time, I yawned in the periphery, especially since I was trapped in this fucking hick town somewhere in the middle of Wisconsin. Countless Crayon doodles and finger paintings were the extent of my excitement. Eventually, I rejoiced when of a few close calls at the wheel of her parents’ car gave me something to do. But then there was her painfully awkward discovery of boys. Once she inadvertently brushed this dude’s junk at a dance. Her first kiss was lame as shit. It was like being tuned into the Nickelodeon Channel. Her interactions with a new boy made me gag—they’d finish each other’s sentences and giggle like idiots. What did I do to deserve this?

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theresa-braunAbout the Author Hmmm. What’s this? Looks like Ms. Braun left her computer on and her Goodreads bio open. This should be fun. What can we say about Theresa? I mean other than the fact that she’s weirdly obsessed with smiley faces :-). Like, seriously obsessed >:-*. It’s kinda scary :-O. I think she thinks she’s from Renaissance England or Venice or something. I never could figure out which one it was. (She’s really bad at doing accents.) She likes romance novels and crime TV, which are pretty much the same thing when you think about it. Ha! Am I right? She has a hell of a singing voice. Seriously. It’s, like, seventh circle of hell bad. She likes editing. A lot. Just wait till she get’s a load a this. Cats. Shoes. Chips and salsa. In that order. Yeah, that last part didn’t make sense to me either.

Blog Tour Schedule
February 17th
Reads & Reels (Spotlight) http://readsandreels.com
Banshee Irish Horror Blog (Spotlight) www.bansheeirishhorrorblog.com
Sophril Reads (Review) http://sophrilreads.wordpress.com
February 18th
The Magic of Wor(l)ds (Spotlight) http://themagicofworlds.wordpress.com
Tales of a Natural Spoonie (Review) https://talesofanaturalspoonie.com/
The Faerie Review (Review) http://www.thefaeriereview.com
February 19th
Didi Oviatt (Review) https://didioviatt.wordpress.com
Jessica Belmont (Review) https://jessicabelmont.wordpress.com/
Vick’s Bookish Writing Blog (Review) https://vicksblogcom.home.blog/
February 20th
Ity Reads Books (Review)  http://www.ityreadsbooks.home.blog
My Bookish Bliss (Review) http://www.mybookishbliss.com
February 21st
Scarlett Readz & Runz (Review) https://scarlettreadzandrunz.com/
Phantom of the Library (Review)  https://phantomofthelibrary.com/
Cup of Toast (Review) https://cupoftoast.co.uk
Jaunts & Haunts (Review) https://jonathanpongratz.com/
Entertainingly Nerdy (Review) https://www.entertaininglynerdy.com


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1 comment:

  1. Thanks so much for reading and for having me on your site! :-)

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