Goddess Fish Promotions Presents
Phantom Hearts
by Minnette Meador
A randomly drawn winner will receive a $25 Amazon/BN GC – Enter Below
Brianna’s house is filled with ghosts, the neighborhood association is trying to get her evicted, and she just found out she’s pregnant with a demon child. Not even her tarot cards can help her. To top everything off, officer Thompson, her new love, thinks he can make it go away, but he’s just making it worse! When she winds up touring the 9 levels of Hell with her baby daddy, only Thompson and her dead grandmother can help her. But they better do it quick… A Ghost Series Book
5 out of 5
I won’t lie, the blurb made me wonder if this was going to be incredibly memorable in a good or bad way. This was excellent. If you enjoy cheesy romantic comedies and campy “horror” like Daybreak or Ash vs Evil Dead, and ever wondered what would happen if they got mixed together, then this is your answer. It’s funny, it’s sweet, it’s steamy. There are ghosts, demons, psychics, and a kind, sweet, ordinary human caught up in the madness. The first chapter is when I knew I was going to love this, and I honestly blew through the book quickly. The characters are all great, but Brianna’s grandma is probably my favorite. I loved following the story from multiple POV, and there were quite a few moments that had me giggling. A must-read if you’re looking for a new twist on the romantic comedy genre.
She squinted to see if she could figure out what was crawling up the mound. Then it hit her hard. It was people, or at least what looked like people. It was hard to make them out at that distance. They were all struggling to get to the top. More light escaped, throwing streaks of shadows and lights on the crowded mountain.
“Impressive, don’t you think?”
She just about jumped out of her skin when the voice sounded right behind her, and she whirled around and fell on her butt. When she tried to speak, the words caught against what she was looking at and wouldn’t come out.
It was a dog, a bull terrier in fact, standing on its hind legs sporting a monocle, a mustache, and a fine green vest.
“Name’s Charon,” he continued, holding out a paw. “And you are?”
Bri blinked at him. Where was she? Words escaped her immediately.
“No matter,” he finished, dropping the unacknowledged paw. “If you want to try for heaven, you need to hurry.” He pointed at the giant black mountain.
The creatures crawling up the steep slope seemed to climb faster now. As the light increased, she could see some used ropes, while others hung from strange floatation devices or a bunch of balloons. There were single-man helicopters, beanie hats, ladders completely constructed of bodies, and even great feathered wings. Few of these things were very successful. Climbing might have been the best option from what Bri was witnessing.
Somewhere between thirty and dust…red hair, blue eyes…six kids, one slightly used husband, and any number of pets from time to time… wanttabe hippy… wanttheirmoney yuppie… pro musician and actress for 20 Years… native Oregonian… lover of music, beauty, and all things green. Willing slave to the venerable muse. Minnette currently resides in Lincoln City, Oregon with her husband, having replaced the children with one dog and two cats. The dog, Milo, pretty much runs the show.
Her novels include:
- Starsight, Volume I, II, epic fantasy, (Amazon)
- The Centurion & The Queen, Book I in the Centurion Series, historical romance (Amazon)
- The Edge of Honor, historical romance, Book II in the Centurion Series (Amazon)
- The Gladiator Prince, historical romance, Book III in the Centurion Series (Amazon
- A Ghost of a Chance, paranormal romantic comedy, Book I in the Ghost Series (Amazon)
- The Belle Stalker, urban fantasy thriller (Amazon)
- Nogero, alternate universe fantasy (Amazon Kindle Villa)
- Phantom Hearts, paranormal romantic comedy, a Ghost Series Book (Amazon Kindle Villa)
Coming Soon:
- The Pirate Prince, historical romance, Book IV (Amazon) 2023
- Haunted Hearts, Book II in the Ghost Series, paranormal romantic comedy (Amazon) 2023
- Wy’east, urban fantasy thriller (TBD) 2023
- Arpeggios in the Dark, sci-fi 2023
- Wy’east, Book II, urban fantasy thriller 2024
- Starsight, The God Wars (prequel), epic fantasy – 2024
- Starsight, The Restless Seed (sequel), epic fantasy – 2025
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Thanks for hosting!
Thank you for the review.
Good morning! What a wonderful review to wake up to. Thanks so much. Please, if anyone has any questions, let me know. A big shoutout to Goddess Fish and especially The Faerie Review for hosting. xoxo Minnette ;o)
The book sound great.