Not Today Satan (Maybe Tomorrow)
by Andrew Shaffer
A new collection of laugh-out-loud poems from the international bestselling author of Look Mom I’m a Poet (and So is My Cat)
Tired of Instagram poems about whiskey and self-love? Not Today, Satan (Maybe Tomorrow) is the hilarious antidote you didn’t know you needed, complete with crap drawings that make Rupi Kaur’s look like they belong in the Louvre.
From poignant odes to snack cakes (“The Last Temptation of Little Debbie”) to tough love for friends (“You are Not a Mermaid”), Shaffer’s biting satire will have you questioning why you ever wasted time reading lesser verse jockeys.
5 out of 5 fairies
I found this book at the perfect time – I could use some more smiles in my life. This collection brings a lot of laughter, and you’ll find it hard not to smile as you read it. Shaffer brings unique and interesting poems, filled with humor and satire. The best part, because it’s a poem collection, you can read one or two any time you have a moment, and pick it back up again later, no issues. Highly recommend for anyone who enjoys poetry and satire.
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Andrew Shaffer is the New York Times bestselling author of more than a dozen books. He lives with his wife, novelist Tiffany Reisz, in Louisville, Kentucky, where he teaches at Lexington’s non-profit Carnegie Center for Literacy and Learning and Louisville Literary Arts.
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