Catnip, Plushie Balls, and Q-Tips
by M.G. Rorai
Ever wonder why there are “mews” in “amewzing”?
This collection of cat poems will tickle your whiskers and your funny bone. They’re the purr-fect way to brighten your day and celebrate the furry friends in your life.
Prepare to laugh out loud as you read about cat adventures with magnets, candles, strawberry milkshakes, and plush balls—but don’t let me ruin the surprise, you’ll have to read to find out!
Get ready to laugh your tail off!
5 out of 5
A fun, light-hearted collection that will have you giggling. Each cat and story is unique, and the poems will have you smiling. If you’ve ever had cats in your life, you might even recognize some of their antics described. I love how many of the poems were from anonymous cats, with the rest being from Elsa and Socks. It was interesting to see when Elsa and Socks featured in each other’s poems, it gave them a little extra flair. Although I enjoyed all the poems, I think all readers and cat lovers can certainly appreciate Anonymous Cat #15, and it was my favorite poem out of the collection.
The magnets are so cute
that I must knock them off
but get yelled at for this,
so the new approach is soft.
I sit by the fridge
staring at those squares
and when Human isn’t looking
I lick with tongue hairs.
All was going good
until one was quite sticky
leaving a bad taste,
and I’m not so picky.
I bite at the air
to get rid of the taste
then knock down that magnet;
good riddance, post-haste.**
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M.G. Rorai enjoys hanging with her cats and annoying her husband. Her latest book is Catnip, Plushie Balls, and Q-Tips.
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